Rafiki's Cove

Pirate + me! (: (At the ren faire.)

Let me tell you about this knight, okay? So he was jousting against another equally attractive knight. I was kind of rooting for the other one simply because he was Scottish, and this gentleman was Irish. However, I was physically on his side, so I was supposed to be rooting for him, ha. Because I was on his side, and I was very close to him, I basically stared at him and eye-fucked him. He never looked directly at me, but I could tell he knew I was looking at him. He would scan the crowd, and his eyes would touch me briefly for a moment, so I know he noticed me. I think he just didn’t want to show that to the rest of the crowd or something? Each knight gave his rose to a girl, and I was a little sad when it wasn’t me, until I saw that the girl he gave his rose to was like four years old. It was adorable, ha. Anyway, when he put his helmet on, I looked straight where his eyes were and continued eye-fucking him. I felt him looking at me, even though I couldn’t see it through the helmet.

At the end of the jousting tournament, I wanted to get a picture with the knights. The other knight had gone to his tent, so I decided to get a picture with this fellow. (When the other knight had come out, my phone died, sadly.) He couldn’t see me, as I was short and behind others in the crowd waiting to talk to him, so my father kind of pushed through the crowd and asked him if we could take a picture with him. The knight said, “Yeah, sure.” Then my father stepped aside, and I looked straight at him and gave him a flirty smile. His eyes got a little bigger, and he said “Oh definitely!” Then, for the picture, though he looked solemn, he actually had his hand around my waist, and was gripping it tightly. After the picture was taken, he took my hand, said “Thank you, my lady,” and kissed my hand! He even looked at me while kissing it! (Which is the hottest thing ever.) Sadly, we departed after that, and I’ll probably never see him again, but it cemented a thought I had been entertaining for a while.

I’m going to marry a fucking knight. He will joust in tournaments, and sword fight, and wear armor, and we will go to ren faires together, and I will be his lady, and he will stick to the Knight’s Code, and he will be chivalrous, and our children will be dressed up, and their fondest childhood memories will be of their mother and father taking them to the ren faire, and their father being a knight, and their mother being a lady (and a pirate, if I still have dreads). And when we have the most passionate sex on the entire planet, he will BE WEARING HIS FUCKING ARMOR. Because we will roleplay, and he will love me, and he will know that my biggest turn on is a man in armor, and he will call me his “lady” and I will call him my “lord,” and we will watch medieval/renaissance/middle-ages movies and tv shows, and we will be known within the renaissance faire community as the hottest fucking couple that does this shit. And I’m only swearing because I’m passionate about this, and goddammit ladies can swear too.

But when I saw those knights jousting (and I was only slightly disappointed, because I wanted to see one of them thrown from their horse, but the lances were too weak to do that – they broke upon impact – lame), all I could hear in my mind was “I’m going to marry a knight. I’m going to marry a knight. I’m going to marry a knight.”

And then I thought about my sexuality, and I concluded that I still have no fucking clue what my sexuality is. I always pictured myself with a woman, but now I see myself with a male knight. I think I will still love women in my life time and have relationships with them, but I will end up with a man, who loves to be a knight. And that was no ordinary wish. This is going to sound insane, but it felt more like destiny. Like, I wasn’t saying that in my mind because that’s what I wanted, I was saying that because I just suddenly knew. I saw my life’s path, and dammit it was a beautiful one. I’m going to make that happen, and the Universe is going to help me.

So, I may never see this knight again, but I am grateful to him, for showing me my destiny. :P

Too dramatic? (:

My husband! :P Haha, just kidding. He’s gay. :P But we are “married” on Facebook.

My boo wanted a picture the other day, and this is the one I took. :P