In my public speaking class, we were doing an on-the-spot speech. Our teacher picked a student and their topic, and they had to talk about that topic for 5 minutes. Then that student picked another student and their topic, and so forth. (There was a list of topics we could choose from.)
Well, I’ve been sitting next to this guy for a while, and truth be told, his beard is kind of distracting. (I think he dyed it recently, to be darker, because his hair is darker.)
Anywho, after I was picked and delivered an impromptu speech on plagiarism in college, I picked him…I said: “Um… you, with the sexy beard, sorry I don’t know your name (and then I giggled like a loser, ha)…and your topic is gas prices.” He looked all shocked, and looked around and so I pointed at him and was like “That’s you, by the way.” (And the class laughed at me, ha)
Haha. Poor kid. I was proud of myself for doing that though, ha. It took some courage, but I was feeling good that day. (Yesterday)
After his speech I apologized for putting him on the spot, and he said it was no problem and “thanks for the compliment.” He then told me about his accident that he was in and how he had to get metal rods in his arm. Ouch. But hey, he talked to me!
I think I’m a little too enthusiastic about beards.
*WARNING*: Includes nude barbies in recognizable “sex positions”. Not suitable for most children. (:
The day they met was the night they fell in love, as was custom in those times…the King knew he had to have her for his Queen.
They were married within the month, and it was a outlandish reception.
The coronation of the new Queen was regarded as one of the most beautiful in all of Barbieland history.
The night after the coronation, the King and Queen made love. <3
Within time, the Queen discovered she was with child. The entire kingdom was overjoyed!
(Before she began to show, above)
The entire kingdom seemed to leap with joy at the sight of her swelling womb.
The day the child was born was glorious! The King stayed with his bride the entire time, making sure she was alright. The midwife delivered the child, and all were delighted to hear it was a boy!
Both mother and father rejoiced at the coming of their new son.
Both the King and Queen had great faith in their midwife, and entrusted in her the privilege to take care of the boy, as they dealt in matters of great importance to the kingdom.
To be continued….?
(To see the rest of the court, click “read more”…and discover where “Queen” got her wardrobe, hahaha)
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likevipers:
I don’t get why people are so attracted to beards.
I do not want to date
- A sailor
- A truck driver
- An old redneck
- A bird’s nest
- A rapist
Hey man, do not stereotype. My pops has a beard, and he is none of the above. Women who like beards like MEN. Women who do not like beards, well…they like baby butts on their faces. That’s what it feels like to me when a man’s smooth face touches mine. It’s creepy.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen an action figure or male barbie with a beard. If you have, send me a picture, and I’ll post it. Anywho, for those of you that don’t know, I love the middle ages, and barbies, so I combined the two. I then realized the men needed beards, so…here they are:
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![I was writing a letter to my mother the other day, and I got bored, so I started drawing pictures on it. Then I decided to connect the pictures together, and make a story out of them. Here it is:
“Once upon a time, my Mommy, Kali [our cat], and I, were all standing under the sun. We got bored, so we decided to go camping. We had a campfire. While we were in the woods, we came across this really ugly sparkly guy named Edward and his weird girlfriend Bella. I told her that her boyfriend was gay, and she started to cry. So I said ‘Dude, just kidding, chill out.’ Then I asked her where I could find ‘true love,’ so she sent us to this hairy guy who was like 16. My mom fell in love with him, like all the other ‘Twilight Moms’ so I had to get her away from him before she broke the law. We ran into this really pretty mermaid with red hair, who was singing about ‘true love’. We put on a concert together, and Kali got mad because she was all wet. (Since she’s a cat) After the concert, I asked her where I could find ‘true love’. She sent us on a hunt for a magical flower. It ended up being a stupid daisy. I was about to give up when this awkward kid with a scar on his head came up. His friend was yelling because his wand had broken when he climbed a tree with his car (or something. They seemed a little insane.) He said he could do magic, and I was like “yeah, right.” So I asked if they could send me to my true love. The kid with the broken wand tried, but then he started throwing up slugs. So the nerdy one tried, and suddenly we were standing in front of this super buff guy with a beard, and I knew he was the one. Oddly, he looked kind of like Ryan Gosling. So we got married, and then my Mommy, Kali, husband, and I went home and lived happily ever after. THE END.” (:](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lph3lcmLxo1qjvmtqo1_1280.jpg)
