May 2012
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"Would I rather be right, or would I rather be...
I'm so sick of people, in general. Sometimes I...
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I watch “The Office” for Jim and Pam. That’s about it. Dwight is funny, but everyone other than those three are annoying.
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One of these days, I’m going to have either a beautiful and buxom girlfriend, or a hot bearded boyfriend, and we’re going to take pictures, and you’ll all be jealous. -_-
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swevenzre:
deducing-opera-ghost:
hecklocki:
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So I was watching The Passion of the Christ with my family a while back, and all I could think was “Damn, Jesus was sexy.” Is that sacrilegious?
Eh, who cares, I’m Pagan. :P
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When life is getting you down, and all you can do...
I lied, when I said my biggest fear was going...
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The Office is on Netflix!!!
You know you're a "night owl," when 1 pm sounds...
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Why I refuse to have sex with a man if he is...
1. Neither of those things are “natural.”
2. I would use birth control if I needed to for a medical reason, which I don’t.
3. If I am to have sex with a man, I want to connect with him. I don’t want a barrier between us. I want to feel him, not the condom.
4. I’ve heard sex feels better without the condom.
5. I want to have children, and even though I...
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Sometimes, it's hard for me to believe a man could...
Reblog if you honestly think you will be single...
real-spitt:
And 2013 and 2014 and the rest of my life.
and 2015 - dead
I’ve been single for two years. I just don’t see anyone wanting me anytime soon, ha.
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Biggest turn on: A knight in armour.
Biggest turn off: Obesity.
In case you were wondering. :P
The two combined would be so terrible, haha.
Saying you're against animal cruelty but still...
If I Had a Dollar
project-vegan:
nearearthobject:
If I had a dollar for every time someone complained about wage discrimination against women, I’d be a millionaire.
Unless I were a woman, in which case I’d have $770,000.
Too amazing
Reblog if you actually like reading.
dailyponds:
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I just ate two bowls of salad and drank a huge...
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I'M ALMOST CAUGHT UP ON MERLIN. AHHHHH, GIVE ME A...
It would be helpful if it were on netflix, but I can find the show other ways so don’t let that stop you from suggesting it, if the show is not on Netflix.
I’ve seen: Merlin, Game of Thrones, The Tudors…and as far as Fantasy goes, I’ve seen Charmed, and Buffy, and Angel… Just suggest something, seriously, and if I’ve seen it…we’ll just have...
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What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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